While most tourists are cool, every nation spawns an evil breed of tourist, which one are you?
Late? My time is precious, I complain and make it clear I will not tolerate this again!
No worries bro! I ain't finished my morning beer yet anyway.
I am upset, but I say nothing because maybe he'll lose my luggage if I make him upset.
Typical, this whole resort moves slow, how do they ever stay in business?
Reprimand them briefly, then try to use the incident to upgrade my room.
Watch him, he might mess with my luggage.
Ask for him some aspirin, I probably got a wicked hangover at 9AM.
Take the luggage myself, slackards like can't be trusted.
Party on bro!
If they serve decent wine, maybe I'll go.
Some hack in a fake costume selling me art that looks like a kindergarten finger painting? No thanks!
If it ends at a reasonable time and provides refreshment, I'll try to squeeze it into my schedule.
These things are a scam to tell you cheap touristy crap!
Listen to those awful steel drums? I only listen to real music!
I not only go, I dance and sing along with them on stage. I'm on vacation after all!
I am upset this "Culture Night" wasn't on the itinerary, now I have to shift plans to attend it!
I have tickets to a real show in the city, front row seats, I tell everyone I know about my superior evening.
I go, but then complain loudly when it starts late and then doesn't seem culturally authentic.
