Will I ever be famous?

16 questions by fingermouse

Do you have the right stuff to be famous? Are you already famous and will you stay that way?

Where do you live?

In the North

In the South

In hotels

With my parents

Do you have a strong regional accent?

Yes, people can barely understand me

Yes, but it's not actually strong

I'm so posh only the royal family understand me

No, I don't think so

Can you sing?

Not even in the slightest. I sound like a strangled cat

Not really, although I try

No, and I don't really want to

Yes, I'm pretty good

My singing voice is like liquid gold

Can you act?

No, I look like a drunk when I try to act

No, I'm a bit wooden

I think so, i like acting

Yes, I'm a great actor

I'm the best actor the world has ever seen

Only when I'm lying about where I was last night