Is your cat plotting against you?

10 questions by fingermouse

Cats. They're always up to something. Find out if you need to worry about yours...

Is your cat...

A shorthair moggy?

A longhair moggy?

A shorthair pedigree?

A longhair pedigree?

Persian?

A special breed?

An ugly beast only vaguely resembling a cat?

Does your cat...

Have clean fur?

Need constant brushing?

Need daily shampoo treatments?

Need their white fur bleaching regularly?

Have no fur at all?

Wear human clothes?

When your cat last went to the vet...

They mewed pitifully

They were silently unhappy

They protested loudly

They attempted to claw their way out

They tore the entire veterinary clinic to shreds

They sat angrily. The vet had an 'accident' a couple of days later.

While you're sleeping, your cat...

Sleeps on your bed

Sleeps downstairs

Is out exploring

Sits silently watching you

Sits silently videoing you

Constructs elaborate traps in the kitchen